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#1 Kopite Girl

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 03:17 PM

So. I'm in a rant mood. I thought I'd share. Don't like it? Log out. Simples.

First port of call is sympathy seeking twats and vain people. Why do you see fit to think I GIVE A MONKEYS? I don't! Your life but pales into oblivion the moment you open your claptrap and start whining, looking for sympathy. Its like this. I'll tell you how it is. Then you choose if you want to pick yourself up and move on, or run home crying to mum/dad/spouse/pet hamster. If I ever look for sympathy, shoot me in my non-existent nuts.

Vanity. Fear of being an ugly arsed old toad? Get over yourself. The mirror cant speak but it'd probably tell you to f*ck off. Its had to look at you since day one. Give some consideration back. You may look good in those new jeans, but your personality stinks. You're ugly. You probably think this post is about you, don't you!

Second port of call. Kimi Raikkonen. I just feel the talent he had, is wasted. So, a few of you are Kimitron fans. I'm just disappointed.

Discuss. Rant. Whatever. Nothing is out of bounds. Slag me off if you like rofl.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 04:32 PM

Sorry. I don't understand the question. As if I cared.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:15 PM

This thread made me cry all over my favourite 501 boot fits. Excuse me, I'm off to my Mum, Dad and Scouse.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:15 PM

looks at Russ. You vain arse!

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:26 PM

We are talking about sex, aren't we? Talking about sex? Yes? :drool:

Sorry. Carry on.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:56 PM

LFC owners, wtf are they up to?? "We're gonna get loadsa money in" -£300 billion later "Em we WILL get the money soon". Ah bite me & get out before you ruin this precious club is what I say!

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 05:58 PM

Quiet One, on 04 February 2010 - 05:26 PM, said:

We are talking about sex, aren't we? Talking about sex? Yes? :drool:

Sorry. Carry on.

No, actually 2008-spec rear wings.....

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 06:17 PM

mikathegreat2, on 04 February 2010 - 05:56 PM, said:

LFC owners, wtf are they up to?? "We're gonna get loadsa money in" -£300 billion later "Em we WILL get the money soon". Ah bite me & get out before you ruin this precious club is what I say!

Bra-f*cking-vo Danny lad. I salute you.

We've a derby this weekend too. My family are blues. If we lose, then you'll see a rant.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 06:30 PM

Go Carlitos GOOOOOOOOO! Go blues GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry I´m looking for your sympathy! :mf_tongue:

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 06:36 PM

We live on an island.

There's over 60 million bods here... 60 million!!!!!... There are great big fcuking neon signs that say "the gas and electric suppliers can't cope, we don't have the infrastructure to supply water to many more"

.....and no fecking sign of any good ideas for limiting the numbers from our glorious spineless twats we call the government. WEAR A CONDOM, TAKE THE PILL, USE THE SOAPBOX METHOD, BUT STOP FCUKING BREEDING!!!!!!

And what will we do with extra space when we've plugged the channel and stopped shagging?

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Build more racing circuits, and be able to get to them without queuing for a sodding day, or travelling at 17mph down the motorway.

EDIT: Thanks Steph, I feel better. I'll do some more when I've finished shagging.

EDIT: With a condom.

EDIT: Well, not with a condom, I mean, I'm not shagging the actual condom

EDIT: I hate you all knowing when I edit.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 07:24 PM

Grabthaw the Hammerslayer, on 04 February 2010 - 05:58 PM, said:

No, actually 2008-spec rear wings..... Posted Image

Technically speaking that's sex. No? Posted Image

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 09:40 PM

Kopite Girl, on 04 February 2010 - 06:17 PM, said:

Bra-f*cking-vo Danny lad. I salute you.

We've a derby this weekend too. My family are blues. If we lose, then you'll see a rant.

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Posted 04 February 2010 - 11:12 PM

I'm ugly? Ah hell.

At least I look good in my jeans.

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 01:34 AM

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 04:40 AM

Kati, on 05 February 2010 - 01:34 AM, said:

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 05:35 AM

Small rant:

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:57 AM

Kopite Girl, on 04 February 2010 - 03:17 PM, said:

You know, I installed one of those comedy mirrors so that I look thinner. Unfortunately, it makes my c**k look small as well. Oh bollocks I've just realised that's the normal mirror I was using :dam:

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#18 AleHop

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 12:16 PM

pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 10:57 AM, said:

You know, I installed one of those comedy mirrors so that I look thinner. Unfortunately, it makes my c**k look small as well. Oh bollocks I've just realised that's the normal mirror I was using Posted Image

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 12:26 PM

ZING!

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 12:31 PM

AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 12:16 PM, said:

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

Hey, wait a minute :eusa_think:

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 12:46 PM

pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 12:31 PM, said:

Hey, wait a minute Posted Image

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 01:02 PM

AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 12:16 PM, said:

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 01:47 PM

Grabthaw the Hammerslayer, on 05 February 2010 - 01:02 PM, said:

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker Posted Image

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better. Posted Image

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 02:16 PM

monza gorilla, on 04 February 2010 - 04:32 PM, said:

Sorry. I don't understand the question. As if I cared.

How can I know _not_ like you?

Do you, perhaps, eat sea kittens?

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I walk.

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 02:22 PM

AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 01:47 PM, said:

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better. Posted Image

This is why i love this forum, with the sheer brilliance of witty posts like this.

Great stuff Alex. Made me laugh!

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 02:26 PM

maure, on 05 February 2010 - 02:16 PM, said:

How can I know _not_ like you?

Do you, perhaps, eat sea kittens?

Of course. Nutritious and delicious. I also hunt PETA activists.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 02:45 PM

Grabthaw the Hammerslayer, on 05 February 2010 - 01:02 PM, said:

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker

Well, it's true, I don't like to brag, but...............hold on, you're talking about something else aren't you :dam:

AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 01:47 PM, said:

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better. Posted Image

Geez, Aley's on fire today :lol:

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 04:50 PM

Kopite Girl, on 05 February 2010 - 02:22 PM, said:

Great stuff Alex. Made me laugh!

pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 02:45 PM, said:

Geez, Aley's on fire today Posted Image

On fire? Coming from you... Posted Image

I have to check what those white powders I put in the coffee this morning were. Or maybe the coffee itself... Mmm...

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 07:58 PM

AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 04:50 PM, said:

On fire? Coming from you... Posted Image

I have to check what those white powders I put in the coffee this morning were. Or maybe the coffee itself... Mmm...

Well, to be fair, you're not normally that quick :whistling:

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:52 PM

pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 07:58 PM, said:

Well, to be fair, you're not normally that quick Posted Image

That's because I'm looking for sympathy and somebody's getting the recognition I deserve.

Steph, HELP!!!!

I need somebody...

Oh, sorry. Where's Bahrain when you need it.