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Arrogan Schumacher Denies An Autograph To A Child...
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:40 PM
OMG! He did it twice!
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As we were saying yesterday...
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 06:57 PM
AleHop, on 05 February 2010 - 06:40 PM, said:
OMG! He did it twice!
That's about as interesting as this:
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With the new F1 season just weeks away, sources in Italy say Ferrari is set to capitalise on the arrival of Fernando Alonso at the team with a brand new driving mode for its next generation of road cars. Sniff Petrol’s spies say the new setting will have an immediate effect on all aspects of the car, most notably making it instantly faster whilst at the same time more treacherous. And grumpy.
Ferrari insiders say that putting the car into Alonso mode will have other effects, such as increasingly hairy sunvisors and a sat-nav voice that suddenly develops an irritating lisp. However, it’s in the complex electronics of the suspension, engine and gearbox that Alonso mode really shows its stuff. Normally, these three entities work as one to the benefit of dynamics. However, in Alonso mode each area of the car ceases to be a team player and selfishly looks after itself.
Maranello engineers are said to be particularly excited about the Alonso mode’s stability control system which is understood to wait until you are in trouble and then just bugger off to another car. The same system is also said to feature a unique ability to wait until it detects that you are breaking the speed limit and then automatically call the authorities to grass you up. Ferrari insiders say that in early testing Alonso mode is already worth another five tenths of a lap around their Fiorano test track, although at the end of the lap the car then came into the pits in a massive sulk for no apparent reason.
The Alonso setting is likely to first appear on the forthcoming 599 GTO, due later this year. It is thought that the new mode will be engaged by turning Ferrari’s distinctive manettino control to the marking which depicts a duplicitous twat stabbing everyone in the back.
Ferrari insiders say that putting the car into Alonso mode will have other effects, such as increasingly hairy sunvisors and a sat-nav voice that suddenly develops an irritating lisp. However, it’s in the complex electronics of the suspension, engine and gearbox that Alonso mode really shows its stuff. Normally, these three entities work as one to the benefit of dynamics. However, in Alonso mode each area of the car ceases to be a team player and selfishly looks after itself.
Maranello engineers are said to be particularly excited about the Alonso mode’s stability control system which is understood to wait until you are in trouble and then just bugger off to another car. The same system is also said to feature a unique ability to wait until it detects that you are breaking the speed limit and then automatically call the authorities to grass you up. Ferrari insiders say that in early testing Alonso mode is already worth another five tenths of a lap around their Fiorano test track, although at the end of the lap the car then came into the pits in a massive sulk for no apparent reason.
The Alonso setting is likely to first appear on the forthcoming 599 GTO, due later this year. It is thought that the new mode will be engaged by turning Ferrari’s distinctive manettino control to the marking which depicts a duplicitous twat stabbing everyone in the back.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 07:04 PM
Ok, the choice is give an autograph or kiss the blonde woman. I can't fault his choice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 07:14 PM
this kid better grow up as a seb fan from now on.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:01 PM
Autumnpuma, on 05 February 2010 - 07:04 PM, said:
Ok, the choice is give an autograph or kiss the blonde woman. I can't fault his choice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
Exactly
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:31 PM
Autumnpuma, on 05 February 2010 - 07:04 PM, said:
Ok, the choice is give an autograph or kiss the blonde woman. I can't fault his choice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
The most impressive thing about this post is that you took time to do the 30+ poll choices. Nice.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:32 PM
medilloni, on 05 February 2010 - 06:57 PM, said:
That's about as interesting as this:
Now take your time for the 30+ poll choices.
20?
10?
5?
Fray Luis de León said:
As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:10 PM
I want choice number 31 - Dribbler is going to see this thread and kick your scrawny vain needy a##. 
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:53 PM
Jeez if it was nando you wouldn't give a rats bollock!
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:48 PM
Who gives a ****? Show me a video where it shows all the other drivers signing autographs then....
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:07 PM
this reminded me of felipe saying senna denied him an autograph when he was a kid. maybe we`ll see this kid driving someday lol.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:11 PM
mikathegreat2, on 05 February 2010 - 09:53 PM, said:
Jeez if it was nando you wouldn't give a rats bollock!
JHS, on 05 February 2010 - 10:48 PM, said:
Who gives a ****? Show me a video where it shows all the other drivers signing autographs then....
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
I'm pretty certain Aley is just having a bit of fun
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:31 PM
Guilty. But I won't convict on public policy grounds; all the good drivers are arrogant.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:43 PM
pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 11:11 PM, said:
I'm pretty certain Aley is just having a bit of fun
Indeed. But I've never witnessed a JHS rant. I bet its fun!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:13 AM
Vendetta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:42 AM
pabloh20, on 05 February 2010 - 11:11 PM, said:
I'm pretty certain Aley is just having a bit of fun
No, innocent wins ATM!!!
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As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:47 AM
/PC mode on: "OMG, the arrogance, unbelievable!!" /PC mode off
Hmmm, something blonde or a kid, I wonder where my focus would have been?
Hmmm, something blonde or a kid, I wonder where my focus would have been?
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:48 AM
mikathegreat2, on 05 February 2010 - 09:53 PM, said:
Jeez if it was nando you wouldn't give a rats bollock!
Desperate ways to seek attention, trying to make Nando look like the nice guy and Schumi the bad guy..
Nice try from a monobrow fan I must say...
Next Alehop is gona post a pic of Nando accepting flowers from a little girl....
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:29 AM
JHS, on 05 February 2010 - 10:48 PM, said:
Who gives a ****? Show me a video where it shows all the other drivers signing autographs then....
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
I agree with Mika. It would be completely legit and okay and totally fine if it was Alonso or Kubica or somebody like that, but OMG because it's Michael bl00dy 'ell it's the end of the ****ing world!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:32 AM
People seem to forget how old MS is!
What he really wanted to say the moment he saw him was -GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BRAT-!!!!
Then he realized he was an F1 driver again and just moved on!!
What he really wanted to say the moment he saw him was -GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BRAT-!!!!
Then he realized he was an F1 driver again and just moved on!!
Thanks for the good times Michael Schumacher...
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we look forward to becoming world champions again in 2010!!
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we look forward to becoming world champions again in 2010!!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:33 AM
Tbh haven't even seen the vid cos stupid iPhone doesn't have flash player & stupid Apple won't let me download it!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:55 AM
tifosi too!, on 06 February 2010 - 11:32 AM, said:
People seem to forget how old MS is!
MS? Someone is seeing dead people...
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:56 AM
Kopite Girl, on 05 February 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:
Indeed. But I've never witnessed a JHS rant. I bet its fun!
Lol, to use an AleHop quote from not so long ago "It's forum stupidity".
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:16 PM
Jean Todt, on 06 February 2010 - 02:48 AM, said:
Next Alehop is gona post a pic of Nando accepting flowers from a little girl....
No way! That would be paedophilia, my dear narrow-minded.
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As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:04 PM
medilloni, on 05 February 2010 - 06:57 PM, said:
That's about as interesting as this:
That quote was hilarious!
But Schumi is arrogant. This video just proves that now that he's back, F1 is no longer a sport. In a sign of things to come, the former Ferrari number one threw a tantrum because that little kid wasn't supporting him enough.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:08 PM
maure, on 06 February 2010 - 11:55 AM, said:
MS? Someone is seeing dead people...
They are not dead...
... they simply retired!
Thanks for the good times Michael Schumacher...
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 01:32 PM
tifosi too!, on 06 February 2010 - 01:08 PM, said:
maure, on 06 February 2010 - 11:55 AM, said:
MS? Someone is seeing dead people...
They are not dead...
... they simply retired!
Both jokes are funny... AND seeing dead people does not require actually dead people... just a loopy visual perception and cognitive gifted mind.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:11 PM
1. Never meet your heroes, you'll be let down.
2. maure, you are the head honcho in the kingdom of f*ck nuggetdom.
3. This forum and everything in it is a big fat stinking pile of horse manure.
2. maure, you are the head honcho in the kingdom of f*ck nuggetdom.
3. This forum and everything in it is a big fat stinking pile of horse manure.
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:18 PM
AleHop, on 06 February 2010 - 12:16 PM, said:
No way! That would be paedophilia, my dear narrow-minded.
In that case several world leaders must be certified paedophilia!
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Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:11 PM
dribbler, on 06 February 2010 - 02:11 PM, said:
1. Never meet your heroes, you'll be let down.
To be let down by what you don't know...
Few are stupid or loopy enough to say what you posted out loud.
dribbler, on 06 February 2010 - 02:11 PM, said:
2. maure, you are the head honcho in the kingdom of f*ck nuggetdom.
Head honcho? Boy, you've got me seriously confused.
On the other hand, who better than you to speak of whatever is the kingdom of f*ck nuggetdom.
dribbler, on 06 February 2010 - 02:11 PM, said:
3. This forum and everything in it is a big fat stinking pile of horse manure.
Some call it an intellectual sewer or simply a thought grave permanently infested with swarms of maggots.
Optimistic bright-eye children. Never disappoint. Gotta love them. Innocence at that early age is beyond priceless.
In fact, introduce met to a human being less than 10 years-old or older than 70 and the chances I will make a rewarding acquaintance, perhaps even a friend, are quite high.
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